1,2 Vatue dream shark God is coming for you 3,4 this movie really was a bore 5,6 this move could use a fix 7,8 left me feeling irate 9,10 never going to watch it again.
 
This is a movie about Trailer Hicks! Not to be mistaken for Trailer Hitch. Learn about redneck ingenuity and pick up some new dance moves.

The heavens opened up and a angelic voice stated you shall suffer no more. Then don from teh clouds came this shark movie.
I'm just gonna say it. I'm glad we're done with these movies. There. It's off my chest. We're going to be sticking with sharks that have strictly 1-2 heads now and I think we're better off for it. *sighs*


They say two heads are better then one. Then imagine how good a movie with a shark with 5 heads could be.The answer is more or less "Meh" but hey listen and hear what two heads have to say.

This week we reviewed Shark Attack 3. You'll find this hard to believe, but this is the last Shark Attack movie. Truly this was a series that was cut off at its prime.


Shark Attack 2 answers the age old question can a sequel be better then the original with yes but not by much.

We watched Shark Attack. The movie so nice they made it thrice! There's three Shark Attack movies. That's what I'm trying to tell you.


This movie ask the question what if we made a sequel to Deep Blue Sea, but we used half the amount of money,quality,writing talent,and acting ability.
 
I sang a song in the beginning of this one! Probably a bit unwise. This ones about a magic Christmas shark. We love it! No, really its good, don't go away!
Our movie is a thriller this week, Night of the Sharks! Featuring the first ever on-screen appearance of a CD player. This episode also features a passionate debate about fashion and some sweet synth music. Stop reading this summary and listen to it! s' pretty good.

Can a gang of plucky teens outwit the carnivorous ghost of a great white shark? Will they discover the secret of Finch's sweet bourbon glass? Does the police sheriff have fake eyebrows? Find out the answers to these questions and on Shark Bites!


This is a touching movie about a man who learns the true meaning of friendship. Just kidding, its about shark murder and bad 70s fashion. Yay!
 
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